December 2011
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These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website...
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )
A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do...
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )
A: You are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.
Dec 23rd
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No spoilers here, but if you're touchy, steer...
I just wanted to say, yes the season is really, really good, but just one thing, one really stupid thing, the picture of Gus in the final episode is stupid, that is all.
Dec 21st
Awesome rejected Star Wars products...
cestsecouer: Tell me you wouldn’t buy every fucking one of these. I would do so many, many things to get my hands on these!
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Safe Bands - According to lovegodsway.org
We understand that it can be difficult to differentiate what is good or bad for your Child.  With that understanding, Donnie has created this Powerful tool to help you in your quest to raise a straight child. The bands on this list are Safe.  They foster Heterosexual desires and stimulate a Christian mode of thought. If you have any questions or suggestions for other safe bands please email us. ...
Dec 20th
Awesome Sound: List of bands that will make your... →
bluepolicebox: “One of the most dangerous ways Homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents, please keep careful watch over your children’s listening habits. Especially in this age of Internet mp3 piracy. There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what… So… Is there any music that won’t make my kids gay?
Dec 19th
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“I genuinely liked Big Bang Theory in the beginning but it has slowly become a...”
– User ToriRandall1 on tv.com. (via abedsayscoolcoolcoolcool) THIS THIS THIS A THOUSAND TIMES THIS (via madfeline)
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Ianthe's Inferno: confessionsofapuzzledwizard:... →
ihititwithmyaxe: sarroth: ihititwithmyaxe: I’d like to do an art analysis for the last few years. I’d like to say Magic has come a long way since Earthbind, but I want the statistics to back that up. I did just look over every piece of artwork in Innistrad though. By my count, I noted 17 depictions of women showing cleavage, leg, or lots of bare shoulder, and I was generous in my count. Most...
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Ianthe's Inferno: confessionsofapuzzledwizard:... →
confessionsofapuzzledwizard: Ianthe’s Inferno: beepbeeprobot preguntó: The one thing I think is missing from Magic: Women that aren’t in skimpy outfits in the card… ianthe: nayamtg: ianthe: notcayleb: markrosewater: I actually feel we are much more… The same could be said about most things, but your previous post made it seem like you thought there was some deeper racial...
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Ianthe's Inferno: beepbeeprobot preguntó: The one... →
ianthe: nayamtg: ianthe: notcayleb: markrosewater: I actually feel we are much more responsible than you give us credit for. Yes, we have idealized people (men and women) on our cards, but that is pretty standard for the game/entertainment industry. People like looking at good looking people. Plus we are pretty tame for our… Koth Of the Hammer MORE Koth raises all sorts of separate...
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Magic: The Gathering fact
ihititwithmyaxe: The block starting October 2014 is codenamed Huey, Dewey, and Lewie. When I heard the first one, I was hoping against hope it would be Lewis and the News.
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